Female Led Relationships

By Subbie Subby

Goodness gracious thought i to myself as i gave the upstairs rear bathroom its third scrubbing of he week, i’m so lucky to have such a sagacious Mystress Wyfe.

My li’l mind had gone back to Her edict on rutabagas this morning. When she told me i was eating too many rutabagas i actually made face, i even almost opened my mouth without permission! Mystress Wyfe could tell. But She condescended to permit my morning three-minute imaginary orgasm anyway.

Then She ordered me to iron her socks.

But She was right. Li’l me should eat less rutabagas and more peas. Peas are a green vegetable and everybody knows those are good for you. Good thing her judgment rules in all things.

And i need to be on my best behavior to make sure i earn the real orgasm she’s promised me for next February 30th!

Endicott helps to cook the steak
Endicott helps to wash the plates
Endicott puts the kids to bed
Endicott reads a book to them

(Why can’t you be like Endicott?)

Endicott loves Tribena so
Endicott puts her on a pedestal
Endicott’s wish is her command but
Endicott don’t make no demands

Endicott’s always back in time
Endicott’s not the cheatin’ kind
Endicott’s full of compliment
Endicott’s such a gentleman

(Why can’t you be like Endicott?)

Endicott, Kid Creole & Coconuts>

The past several decades have thankfully seen huge changes in gender perceptions and relationships. Even the average American isn’t quite as silly as in the past. No one (openly) laughs at the idea of female engineers nowadays.

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