Mrs. Mule and I own a pool. I get to play naked pool boy for her as she supervises me as I clean the pool. I really don’t like wearing a bathing suit.

However, our company might not be as understanding, so I do own a couple of suits. One of them is made by Nike. It’s an interesting material as it seems to be designed to hold water for hours and takes days to dry out.

The person who designed this suit had no concept of male anatomy. There is a seam in the netting right up the middle of the front. The netting is not a soft material. So it is not comfortable to wear.

I used to wear a pair of my own underwear under it but being thick cotton, they held even more water. Then Mrs. Mule suggested that she sew a pair of her underwear into the suit permanently. It works just great.

When my son found out he was mortified to the point where my daughter-in-law couldn’t help laughing at his reaction.

My wife’s panties are comfortable. They would be impractical under pants, but I imagine that under a skirt they would work well. I walk around the pool with a towel wrapped around my waist at times (a surrogate skit?) Wearing skirts in warm weather is better than wearing pants. In general, I don’t envy women having to wear all that restrictive clothing, but when it comes to panties and skirts, I think you girls have the right idea.