Why can’t you be like Endicott?
Endicott helps to cook the steak
Endicott helps to wash the plates
Endicott puts the kids to bed
Endicott reads a book to them(Why can’t you be like Endicott?)
Endicott loves Tribena so
Endicott puts her on a pedestal
Endicott’s wish is her command but
Endicott don’t make no demandsEndicott’s always back in time
Endicott’s not the cheatin’ kind
Endicott’s full of compliment
Endicott’s such a gentleman(Why can’t you be like Endicott?)
























June 2nd, 2008 at 2:39 pm
I remember this fun song from the 80’s. The Coconuts put on a great live show as well. The singer is glad he’s not Endicott, but he shouldn’t knock it till he’s served Tribena for awhile–he might find it’s more than worth it in the long run