isn’t competition superior than clanning? One is based on ability, the other is based on nepotism.

I like and appreciate women. I enjoy their company and they bring something special to a relationship. Nonetheless, I do not wish to join their ranks.

Reason #1: I can pee standing up. It comes in handy, and it saves a lot of time. Lines for the urinal are short. I don’t have to get half undressed to do it, and a couple of shakes is all it takes. No looking around for toilet paper.

Periods and PMS? No thank you.

Pregnancy? Well I think the idea of incubating life within my body is really neat but … morning sickness, saying goodbye to your feet, knowing what you had for lunch because it’s right there on your blouse, stretch marks and labor pains – you can keep all that.

Menopause? Yeah right! There are drug addicts with more stable body chemistry than a woman in menopause.

High heels? I think they must have been invented by the Maquis de Sade. The timing is about right. If they were invented earlier, we would have surely heard about them being used in the Inquisition to extort confessions.

Reason #101: Not having to find a bag to match my shoes.

Thank you ladies for putting up with all this.